its been a while

hey!!! i forgot my password. so i couldnt log in. until i used my brain, then i logged in.
EVERYBODY!
i have good news!!!!!

i...............i.....BOUGHT A COOKIE!!!!
too bad i cant eat it.coz its plastic


i have good news and bad news.
the good news is, im growing!
the bad news,im growing sideways. which isnt right.right?
well, today ill be talking about the laws of physics!
my first law of physics is, always spell physics with a "F"
thats Fysics.
my second laW! thou shall not bring wallets into vending machines.
third laW! never wear your hat while walking on the grass. people will think your an exterminator. by people i mean insectS! by insects i mean door knobs.
the fifth law is! dont follow read peoples shirts! thats wrong!
sixth law! the best way to find a job is to make a job!
seventh law! dont look better than me! thats against the law!
the final LaW! read everything again, your considered a disabled blob if you didnt notice the fourth law was missing.but if you did, your just a blob.
ryt now! there is a global crisis! by global i mean calculator,bycalculator i mean toilet, by toilet i mean bokok, by bokok i mean global,by glodbal i mean calculator,by calculator i mean toilet, by toilet i mean bokok, by bokok i mean global..

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global CRisis!!! by global i mean calculator,by calculator i mean toilet! and by toilet i mean potty! people around the world is having hyperness! some are just the opposite
these people are known as soup.by people i mean sauce and vegetables.speaking of vegetables..
JAM LEGEND! I WILL BE HOSTING THE HORROR CARROT 6 !!
ANYONE WHO LOOSES TO ME WILL BE NOW known as a VEgetable!!! so all you vegetables!!! be-wear of King Kong,
people people. listen up, the first ever electronic blilibong dictionary of plastic tea will be released! very affordable! only $799.99.5.
coming back to are second contestant running for the 700,000,000,000 words typed in a few minutes. His Name is........gorgilaalalalamalamaspork!
she is 20000 years old by june 2089. and she holds the record for 10,000 words typed in 67 days! an average human takes 3 years for 700 billion! in only a matter of minutes! so stay tuned till 2099!

HOWDy!

COPY the RIGHT words

hey a bunch of guys(one only) copied a bunch from mine, im fine with that as long as IT/she/he involves me in IT.
LOL from now on, ill put up signs on my blogs in the future.

> NO EATING OR DRINKING WHILE READING THIS BLOG
> NO READING IT!
> MUST BE UNDER 7 YEARS OF AGE TO READ
>IF THIS POST MADE YOU CRY, your weird....
>ACTING IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE SHOWER
> PROPERTY OF YELLOW TEA
> BANNED FOR TOO MUCH WORDS
> HE DID IT NOT ME !!!
>YES SIR! NO FEET ALLOWED

these will be put up soon! so stay tea-ed for more info on the colour yellow.
ect- YELLOW is A COLOUR! deal WITH IT!!!!

HEY! ENOUGh

Language learning. my way...

howdy ya all!
do you have a phone?i do.i think.
ALright.
I am about to show you,simple words found from the bong-bong dictionary of plastic tea.
OK!
Boy = yarg
Girl = ehellowboss
cousin = corn
ball = BOB
table = pencilama
chicken = kitchen
kitchen = chicken
cow = murtubak
super = great-old
Man = billibingard
Woman=ehwassup
super-man = great-old bilibingard
food = elephant
computer = floweringtoilet
ocean=esiablue
grand=Vader
cat=lolomagantileck
cage=Kong
contest=shoebattle
toilet=whybangloh
dark=thomas
bright=nitopok
phone=fivehohclock
mosquitoes=flyinghorse
well. now PHRASES
what is that?=watishdah
who are you?=rindibum?
how are you?=youfeelwat?
thankyou=tennowbuy

ok ! what a language!
the bong-bong dictionary of plastic tea costs only $238.02984
this can be found in cups worldwide!
thank you for purchasing this product, it will be usefull after you freeze yourself for 50 years.

Language learning. my way...

WCDF Eating Cutlery WANTED

WANTED:cutlery
flying pair of chopsticks!
last seen:546 years ago
where:behind a garbage can
crime: it was made of metal not wood

Help! if you have seen a flying pair of chopsticks, please inform our staff. Just cAll SUP321 or email SUP123@ywahnwertcgbflsdcoe.com.
please! this pair of chopsticks is very dangerous as it can encourage people to eat noodles!
and yah it talks.
thank you for your support for the W.C.D.F.(World Chopsticks Defence Force)