COPY the RIGHT words

hey a bunch of guys(one only) copied a bunch from mine, im fine with that as long as IT/she/he involves me in IT.
LOL from now on, ill put up signs on my blogs in the future.

> NO EATING OR DRINKING WHILE READING THIS BLOG
> NO READING IT!
> MUST BE UNDER 7 YEARS OF AGE TO READ
>IF THIS POST MADE YOU CRY, your weird....
>ACTING IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE SHOWER
> PROPERTY OF YELLOW TEA
> BANNED FOR TOO MUCH WORDS
> HE DID IT NOT ME !!!
>YES SIR! NO FEET ALLOWED

these will be put up soon! so stay tea-ed for more info on the colour yellow.
ect- YELLOW is A COLOUR! deal WITH IT!!!!

HEY! ENOUGh

Language learning. my way...

howdy ya all!
do you have a phone?i do.i think.
ALright.
I am about to show you,simple words found from the bong-bong dictionary of plastic tea.
OK!
Boy = yarg
Girl = ehellowboss
cousin = corn
ball = BOB
table = pencilama
chicken = kitchen
kitchen = chicken
cow = murtubak
super = great-old
Man = billibingard
Woman=ehwassup
super-man = great-old bilibingard
food = elephant
computer = floweringtoilet
ocean=esiablue
grand=Vader
cat=lolomagantileck
cage=Kong
contest=shoebattle
toilet=whybangloh
dark=thomas
bright=nitopok
phone=fivehohclock
mosquitoes=flyinghorse
well. now PHRASES
what is that?=watishdah
who are you?=rindibum?
how are you?=youfeelwat?
thankyou=tennowbuy

ok ! what a language!
the bong-bong dictionary of plastic tea costs only $238.02984
this can be found in cups worldwide!
thank you for purchasing this product, it will be usefull after you freeze yourself for 50 years.

Language learning. my way...

WCDF Eating Cutlery WANTED

WANTED:cutlery
flying pair of chopsticks!
last seen:546 years ago
where:behind a garbage can
crime: it was made of metal not wood

Help! if you have seen a flying pair of chopsticks, please inform our staff. Just cAll SUP321 or email SUP123@ywahnwertcgbflsdcoe.com.
please! this pair of chopsticks is very dangerous as it can encourage people to eat noodles!
and yah it talks.
thank you for your support for the W.C.D.F.(World Chopsticks Defence Force)

be happy dont be sad(DO it or else)

Be happy!
i dont know why!
but its for your own good for living greatly.
being all sad and wanting to hurt yourself is the wrongest thing in the world because that 100% affects the people around you.dont think that your misunderstood and people don't care, well if you think that, you froze yourself too long.
people you know love you and care for you.so cheer up all of you all, there is always a chance to do something.if you have problems in studies, you have to work hard, marks dont just fly over you(because it can't). I encourage you people/aliens/insects/animals and who ever reads this, to lighten up! attACh a bulb to your face if necessary.you have 20000 years left(for me of course).
see ya'll soon

rough daYs

everyone experienced rough and painful days . Whenever your happy, you suddenly drop till your sad. i Get that feeling sometimes(mostly). you just have to fight it and be brave, or else you will end up like dArt Fader.He lost his life bcoz he gave up finding a toothpick.
You just have to relax, dont move, freeze yourself and awaken in the next 50 yrs.
life before was more painful than now, there was world war 1 and 2 .
and in the future, there would be world war 2375084750286476025.the more people get used to this, you get eMo. being Emo isnt a bad thing nor is it a good thing either. its just showing that you tried and failed and tried and failed to freeze yourself and awaken in the next 50 yrs.
or you could say their misunderstood, i get misunderstood quite easily.
luingaburgajamruamamekalalabobmun!
people like these are not meant to be laughed at or call them names. bcoz that hurts,if someone were to call you names, you would feel sad right?
LOL stop treating people wrong or people WILL do the same to you.
if you kick my dog i will kick your cow.something like that.

UNder the Hot sUn with the N-talk

AAH! MIO is talking over the world!!
as you know, MIO has a similar thing with starhub.But this one, will tAKE Over the human race,think about it. MIO robots.MIO pancakes.MIO chicken.MIO cows.MIO dogs(plastic)
one day Mio will actually take over. it could be tomorrow.
now lets talk about nature for some reason. what i like about it is its GREEN!!! i LOVE GREEN!!
one day i might actually build a home under my home. you know? ima build a house in the soil,i will build toilets out of trees(WHAT ARE TREES???).
oh yeah something REALLY cool happened to me a while ago, i ATE BREAKFAST!! wooohoo!!!
tis been 3 minutes and now let me explain the Sun. the sUn is small and Tiny! i can see it, its the size of a coin!im speaking without science, if i were to speak in that way i would have said "太陽はスペースの熱いgaas の球である,χιλιάδες μίλια μακριά, αυτό παρέχουν ακόμα τη θερμότητα και το φως για την επιβίωση της φύσης και της ζωής που είναι"
uhuh and that is what i could have said.
LOL
people the age of 19000 still cant read that!and we have our 91 years early contestant! his name is shalalalamamamalalalalabob.he is 7000 years younger than me,11384 years old :P
for seven yeras this guy ate slept and drink. wow. that is short.(LOL)
my friend told me he was having his brunch. WHAT IS THAT?
hmmm...Brunch. i think its made up from burning and crunch.o.O
in a sentence:" cmon and let me give you a brunch!dont worry."
thats mean! people would be like" yo mamma.... and you know."
that IS whats on my mind . bye.

THE 700,000,000,000 word contest

THE 2099 700,000,000,000 word in 34 minutes is almost here!! just another 91 years of waiting and telling grand future people!
I have collected soil already! the contest starts at 6pm!2nd October 2099
dont forget!
here is a tip on doing the challenge, get 4 keyboards AND 23 fingers.Only One participant is allowed so start growing 13 fingers! .once the time starts, HIT RANDOM on the keyboards. best speed yet is 20,588,235,000 per minute! HOW easy is that?(blurgh)
And hey! probably by the year 2099, people would have 5 hands and 78 feet!
GOOD LUCK TO YOUR GREAT great great great great grandsons/daughters .

ashjclsnuhmxflajnhmgamgfafj

Have you seen chocolate kings? i never heard of it.Are aliens REAL??uh... i wouldn't say so,you see the word alien sounds like a TV show, nothing E.T. about that.i Would call it next generation of Television.the ALieTen productions presents..."are humans real?"
ew, now thats weird.
enough with that complete waste above, no lets move on to daily life of DART FADER.
lets see what he likes best among E.T.
dart fader, you may proceed speaking in human language.(WHAT?!)
"ashjclsnuhmxflajnhmgamgfafj"
^ now that is what an alien would sound like. HOw on earth do you pronounce that?
oh i forgot, the daily life.
first lets hear or read what he has to say about is language.
"urh....lalalagurmakualaeDogpampertsaygordeb. my name is ashjclsnuhmxflajnhmgamgfafj"
ok LOL
what would you do if an alien were to say greetings in front of you?you know these E.T.s dont always say greetings, what if they said 'salutations' or better yet , they could say '受欢迎的人员"
wooooah. chinese speaking aliens. now thats a start of something neuw.
As much as I love to taLK(lol) , i want to say "我与众人通常不谈话很多"

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my friends are cool , yeah. they can fly and explode.
i saw a WHALE explode in front of my plastic DOG which i used to sleep IN.you know how it got there? coz it flew. WHY DOES EVERYTHING ABLE TO FLY EXCEPT ME?
My dog(plastic) can fly,the birds can fly, the computer can fly, the kitchen can fly, the food can fly, the water can fly and my trash can FLY!the first thing i discovered in the world is that i could walk around instead of writing blogs coz im bored
alright, so bored.maybe bored stands for something? hmm
B ed
O range
R ope
E lephant
D og(plastic)

that so didn't make sense at all.Have you seen people enlarged?i know how!
put your face 99% close to the other persons face and say "ashjclsnuhmxflajnhmgamgfafj"
thank you for reading. i know i wasted your time,this is one horrible master peace.
yay! that means i did, i wasted probably 7 minutes of your time reading .
you may stop reading now.
Go close the window(not literally)

TICK
TOCK...

"SUPER POWER" (made up timeline)

Hai ya'll!
what would i prefer as a superpower.hmm. i have topics.
i may want to fly,walk,run,talk,eat,drink and smell. That's pretty much all i want to have the power of.
right now im about to RE-create my own history of the Uniberse.
year 1436--->discovery of chocolate.
1479---first donkey to walk on the moon.
1505---first man to walk on grass
1645---invention of wood
1699---president gurlaghuliam of pencil box was born.
1723---pres. Gurlaghumaliam of pencil box made a discovery of shapes
1782---first man to live for 1782 years
1787---the first pair of hands
1850---launch of the dog space project(sending a dog to space and to see if it comes back)
1865---very first chairman of the board of skateboarding
1897---very first tableman of the board of cooking
1901---first volcanic eruption
1903---first Television set(made of wood)
1909---first ever resturant(named gurkigalalamala)
1910---resturant gurkigalalamala started serving food after a year of nothing
1921---sold One cup of Milo(only the cup)
1925---every country was named(dog,cat,horse,sheep)
1950---landing of the dog space project( dog became fat)
1975---every country had peace( a peace of their own mind)
1987---first pair of feet
2001---world population=7892433433298078501
2005---math genius spelt the word ' kangaroo'
2007---invention of shoes(made of metal,ouch)
2008---announcement of the 2099 challenge for the 700,000,000,000 words in 34 minutes

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now wouldn't it be a better history?
YEAH!
you know i've got this square thing with colorful numbers on it.
i think they call it a ' cu(aajfttfluealctaeieraja)be'
i solved it,(once)
but i couldn't scramble it!!!
scrambling the cu(aajfttfluealctaeieraja)be took me 3 years to master!
seriously scrambling it is easier than solving it.aha aha aha...

SEE YOU SOOn...

Duh

HAi! here again.
lets see what to talk about,oh the title,duh.
M&M's....you have heard of it,duh. I just ate them,they were older than breakfast(WHAT?!) and crispy.
missing M&M'S but scared that its contaminated? buy the ones imported from Australia!! don't waste your time looking at the sky doing nothing like me!oops.
this is my second time writing a blog and im bored. let me think of something. what on earth am i writing about?! oh right. Duh,duh...
i want to turn 18385 yrs old with a blog written.
yAy! tomorrow,my dog is turning 135!!...Do i even own A DOG?
sorry,i just cant think of anything besides the sky and dogs.
My Favorite word is ' Fader' ( fad-er) A person in the year 110 has an IQ of -678!!
i think i love sports? who doesn't? i have not been playing sports for a long time...(18 minutes)
Ah! i remember,if you have seen a floating pair of chopsticks,please call 999 or 991 or 62353535 or 12837874 or 78382340. thank you.
im announcing a game! its called 'Who Can Type 700,000,000,000 words in 34 minutes'
the game will start Tuesday 2nd October 2099.It begins at 6pm and ends at 6:34pm.
My great great great great great grandson will announce the winner at 7 pm 2100.the year after,yeah.the prize is...soil kept since 2008!
Tell your future grand people the game.

PSLE IS OVER!!

PSLE is over..woo.
I guess im still not excited that its over already.Why be excited?School will still resume as per normal!duh!!
At least i dont have to attend remedial classes.aAnd away from homework!!
mAn! peOpLE i kow dont want to go to school anymore,he! whateva.HA!! that affects their school attendance record! ooOO!!
Now that im down with all this,i can relax.Grr ... but the bad thing is....BOREDOM!!yay!grr.
ima get bored every ingle day for this year!I'll have to prepare myself for the next laps which is Secondary School. hopefully,i've got choices.I aINT tELLIn!
I am nd i live in Mcdonalds in TurkeyAnartica.M school is in the incineration flower beside the garden.my hobbies are eating soil,jumping on the ground and sleeping inside a dog.
Hha! fooled you.now back to the errr.......PSLE OVER.now what?
Wanna know where i live? i just told you. ok now you want to know what you eat for lunch. i eat water for lunch and i drink chicken for dinner. that is all.i dont eat breakFAST coz my friend told me to break-FAST and what on earth are trees???
tnx for seeing this un-smart rubbish.