Duh

HAi! here again.
lets see what to talk about,oh the title,duh.
M&M's....you have heard of it,duh. I just ate them,they were older than breakfast(WHAT?!) and crispy.
missing M&M'S but scared that its contaminated? buy the ones imported from Australia!! don't waste your time looking at the sky doing nothing like me!oops.
this is my second time writing a blog and im bored. let me think of something. what on earth am i writing about?! oh right. Duh,duh...
i want to turn 18385 yrs old with a blog written.
yAy! tomorrow,my dog is turning 135!!...Do i even own A DOG?
sorry,i just cant think of anything besides the sky and dogs.
My Favorite word is ' Fader' ( fad-er) A person in the year 110 has an IQ of -678!!
i think i love sports? who doesn't? i have not been playing sports for a long time...(18 minutes)
Ah! i remember,if you have seen a floating pair of chopsticks,please call 999 or 991 or 62353535 or 12837874 or 78382340. thank you.
im announcing a game! its called 'Who Can Type 700,000,000,000 words in 34 minutes'
the game will start Tuesday 2nd October 2099.It begins at 6pm and ends at 6:34pm.
My great great great great great grandson will announce the winner at 7 pm 2100.the year after,yeah.the prize is...soil kept since 2008!
Tell your future grand people the game.