Greetings!
ORANGES!
i have a fruit for each day of the week,
Monday: BANANAS!!!!!
Tuesday:BANANAS!!!!!!!
Wednesday:BANANAS!!!!!!!!
Thursday:BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday: BANANAS!!!!!!!!!
Saturday: oranges....
Sunday:BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO U HAVE A FRUIT FOR EACH DAY OF THE WEEK? i know u dont! hmph.
SATURDAY TIMES, WORLD OF JAI EDITION:
"LOST PRODUCT OF THE WORLD!"
..
TIC TAC!
IT HAS BEEN EXTINCT FOR QUITE SOMETIMES! 'SAVE TIC TAC'-Sagethakitina
SHE IS RIGHT! SAVE TIC TAC!
THE QUALITY OF TIC TAC IS UNTOLD AND LEGENDARY!
and its minty!
TAKE TIC TAC *TOMORROW! OR ELSE I WILL DO IT! AND I WILL BUY ALL OF IT! ALL OF IT!!!!
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Saturday, February 7, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Fact # 1
THE FACTS!
there is a hidden secret to DOGLIVER'S identity, he has the brain of the scientist, hickory dock, the scientist who discovered his brothers name at the age of 3!
>>WARNING! DO NOT REPUBLISH THIS POWERFUL INFO!
there is a hidden secret to DOGLIVER'S identity, he has the brain of the scientist, hickory dock, the scientist who discovered his brothers name at the age of 3!
>>WARNING! DO NOT REPUBLISH THIS POWERFUL INFO!
PART 3! DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM
HELLO!
i ate a burger.... and it tastes good!
WONDERBOOGER #3
"NooOOooooOOO!!! huhuuhu!!! I had the most roughest day of my life!! first of all, i met SAGETHAKITINA and hse was so n ice to me! then i asked her if she would marry me! then she said yes! then 4 hours later! she was married to that fattie, halt 'cozmynameis'james !!! huhu! i cant believe it! anyways... an hour later, i forgot about it! yey! then i met this guy named Dirking " my " plooty-juice,he became my best friend after i said Hi ! ur ugly!. NOW! he is thinking of holding hands SAGETHAKITINA, and im like.. yeaaa... i wish i could do that, so.. we became good close friends that SAME DAY, then , SAGETHAKITINA came along! at that time! my BIg uncle(insect) told me to go home!!=(
then 56 minutes after, he called me and told me that he held hands with SAGETHAKITINA and ate her finger, THAT IS SO NOT FAIR!why didnt he just eat her arm! it tastes good! unlike some aunts,... like mine. NOT ONLY DOES SHE SMELL BAD! SHE TASTES BAD! ew!
my tounge.. is green, coz i licked grass!
but im okays now, my day lasted only 7 hours and 6minutes. thats lame.. before i went up to years! which was so cool. now.SAGETHAKITINA is my enemy! mauaahaha! and im am the super heroes FISH MONGER! NOW AND READY TO SLAP PEOPLE WITH FISHES!
that is my record for the 7 hours and yaa.. u get it."
THAT WAS SO COOL TASTING PEOPLE! i would like to do that but that would be gross
anyways. BYE
i ate a burger.... and it tastes good!
WONDERBOOGER #3
"NooOOooooOOO!!! huhuuhu!!! I had the most roughest day of my life!! first of all, i met SAGETHAKITINA and hse was so n ice to me! then i asked her if she would marry me! then she said yes! then 4 hours later! she was married to that fattie, halt 'cozmynameis'james !!! huhu! i cant believe it! anyways... an hour later, i forgot about it! yey! then i met this guy named Dirking " my " plooty-juice,he became my best friend after i said Hi ! ur ugly!. NOW! he is thinking of holding hands SAGETHAKITINA, and im like.. yeaaa... i wish i could do that, so.. we became good close friends that SAME DAY, then , SAGETHAKITINA came along! at that time! my BIg uncle(insect) told me to go home!!=(
then 56 minutes after, he called me and told me that he held hands with SAGETHAKITINA and ate her finger, THAT IS SO NOT FAIR!why didnt he just eat her arm! it tastes good! unlike some aunts,... like mine. NOT ONLY DOES SHE SMELL BAD! SHE TASTES BAD! ew!
my tounge.. is green, coz i licked grass!
but im okays now, my day lasted only 7 hours and 6minutes. thats lame.. before i went up to years! which was so cool. now.SAGETHAKITINA is my enemy! mauaahaha! and im am the super heroes FISH MONGER! NOW AND READY TO SLAP PEOPLE WITH FISHES!
that is my record for the 7 hours and yaa.. u get it."
THAT WAS SO COOL TASTING PEOPLE! i would like to do that but that would be gross
anyways. BYE
Friday, January 23, 2009
PART 2! DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM
LONG LIVE CHEESE!
good day.
how r my fellow nose pickerS?
today's special programme is the foollwing chapter two of DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM" BIOGRAPHY of life/lavatory
!!!
CHEESE!
CHEESE!!
well .. here is the next episode of DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM's biography.. i should give it a title.. " WONDERBOOGER"
haha! that rox!
WONDERBOOGER #2
"huhuhuhu! someone gave me flowers! everyone should know how i adore dirt and the colour pink!But... im trying to change...althought my aunt LUXRIOUS STEAMBOAT
is busy with work and have no time for me. she is married to three cats. Catindra,Katoleibei and CATAVATALIMO. they are all german/mexican/chinese/ animals.
in school. i top very class and every principal offices. although, someone did better than me in after-life science. once, are assignment was to bring back dead presidents, i ended up bring a giraffe. it LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE Milk!!
something tells me that i dont have enough strength t o face challenges to put a spoon in my mouth.
my sisteR,KITTEN MARGARINE "BUTTERTOES" PUMPING OVALTINE, she is an honor student of TECHNICHINAVY, the institute of orange dumpling-couples and oversized thumbs.
Life for me now is hard as its 6 days away till SAGETHAKITINA BUTTER marries Halt 'cozmynameis'James.that guy is so nice that i want to eat him for breakfast coz i have no food due to my hungry insect named after my latest greatest father who is a P.O.O(prisoner of oatmeal(with sugar))his name is BOLBY ITALICURTAIN DASHBOARD DOORBELL-HAM, SHE MARRIED A UGLY old lady named Doorbella. Her father is thomas edison who married isaac newton! THAT REMINDS ME! HE IS STILL ALIVE! TURNING 366 YEARS OLD! so far... my life has no happy beginnings, only happy restarted movie themes from mainland Antartica.. and i have a peacock.it is orange! IT Studies in TECHNICHINAVY, the institute of orange dumpling-couples and oversized thumbs. except, it doesnt have any thumbs
, , mmmm , ,
ryt now... ill get out of this bush.. i am stuck since yesterday and i dont want to be stuck throughout the weekend.*gets himself out*
*gets free*
*falls down and lands in another bush*
oh well... at least im in another bush!:D
buhbeynie for now! that is bye in ovaltiny-worldofjayjaystinks. what a long name for a country!"
tomorrow! WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST WHO CAME ALL THE WAY FROM THE NORTH POLE! BERT AND ERNIE!!!!!!!!
TEH TARIK RULES THESE LANDS!
PUBLISHED:
2045
NUMBER:015061584888432589
* PROPERTY OF DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS
good day.
how r my fellow nose pickerS?
today's special programme is the foollwing chapter two of DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM" BIOGRAPHY of life/lavatory
!!!
CHEESE!
CHEESE!!
well .. here is the next episode of DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM's biography.. i should give it a title.. " WONDERBOOGER"
haha! that rox!
WONDERBOOGER #2
"huhuhuhu! someone gave me flowers! everyone should know how i adore dirt and the colour pink!But... im trying to change...althought my aunt LUXRIOUS STEAMBOAT
is busy with work and have no time for me. she is married to three cats. Catindra,Katoleibei and CATAVATALIMO. they are all german/mexican/chinese/ animals.
in school. i top very class and every principal offices. although, someone did better than me in after-life science. once, are assignment was to bring back dead presidents, i ended up bring a giraffe. it LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE Milk!!
something tells me that i dont have enough strength t o face challenges to put a spoon in my mouth.
my sisteR,KITTEN MARGARINE "BUTTERTOES" PUMPING OVALTINE, she is an honor student of TECHNICHINAVY, the institute of orange dumpling-couples and oversized thumbs.
Life for me now is hard as its 6 days away till SAGETHAKITINA BUTTER marries Halt 'cozmynameis'James.that guy is so nice that i want to eat him for breakfast coz i have no food due to my hungry insect named after my latest greatest father who is a P.O.O(prisoner of oatmeal(with sugar))his name is BOLBY ITALICURTAIN DASHBOARD DOORBELL-HAM, SHE MARRIED A UGLY old lady named Doorbella. Her father is thomas edison who married isaac newton! THAT REMINDS ME! HE IS STILL ALIVE! TURNING 366 YEARS OLD! so far... my life has no happy beginnings, only happy restarted movie themes from mainland Antartica.. and i have a peacock.it is orange! IT Studies in TECHNICHINAVY, the institute of orange dumpling-couples and oversized thumbs. except, it doesnt have any thumbs
, , mmmm , ,
ryt now... ill get out of this bush.. i am stuck since yesterday and i dont want to be stuck throughout the weekend.*gets himself out*
*gets free*
*falls down and lands in another bush*
oh well... at least im in another bush!:D
buhbeynie for now! that is bye in ovaltiny-worldofjayjaystinks. what a long name for a country!"
tomorrow! WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST WHO CAME ALL THE WAY FROM THE NORTH POLE! BERT AND ERNIE!!!!!!!!
TEH TARIK RULES THESE LANDS!
PUBLISHED:
2045
NUMBER:015061584888432589
* PROPERTY OF DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS
Hi world of malu aliens from guru porkingmydingbaba-facedchimp
THIS BLOG! is the best blog ever! with overwhelming posts SO LONG AGO ITS ANCIENT!:D
i know alot of ancient songs, they all stink.
anyways to whoever who reads this, ur are now known as a Monkey who knows absolutely everything about the dictionary of under-covered protection device place on the underarms of chimps who drink coffee and carries a suitcase. <
check out my new buddies
NAME: DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM
AGE: 498062 DOG YEARS
AMOUNT OF HAIR: 3.6
EYES: 6-7
NOSEHAIRS: 365.697
BODY LENGTH:8METRES
BODY WIDTH: 6 KILOMETRES
HEIGHT: 8 FEET
SCHOOL: INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF FAILURE(IHOF)
PARENTS NAME:KITTEN MARGARINE "BUTTERTOES" PUMPING OVALTINE
AGE:40060753
SIBLINGS:
GEORGE BEANSTALK LEGS
AGE: 6
KIERA-LONGANISA JAMBALAYA
AGE: 83
security guard
NAME: TRANSFORMING "PIECE" OF WHEAT
AGE: 2009-6978
born in left portion of venus;MAKALALA SHORES HOSPITAl
thank u for reading the full info of my friends from chinangandanamanyunangrabetalaga
(indeed. thats a long name for a country)
Now! for the first half of the biography of >DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM.
series... episode #1
...
"Hello, if you are reading this, i am probably stuck in a bush. thanks to jirel, he pushed me and i fell of the 60 storey building and got amBUSHED . My life is terrible, i get bullied in school. i like this girl, her name is "SAGETHAKITINA BUTTER".She is extraordinarily cute and hairy.although a guy named "halt 'cozmynameis'james likes her as well, and there planning to get married. so .. i am hopeless now, this morning, i drank Cottea, and it came up my nose, my eyeball(s) were filled with hot Cottea. I was almost blinded by the bread i found , i bit it, and it flew to my eye as i scream in disgust.im an honor student here at INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF FAILURE(IHOF). its not a good schOOL! dont go there! the students eat chess boards and handphones! one time, they ate my cereal, that includes a metal spoon and bowl to it. so.. this stinks..i try to make friends with Sagethakitina, i tell her she is ugly and insane, and she is always flattered. But the people/doornknobs that bully me take her away! its so not bad!:D
but ill see that later on, now, ill sleep in my cosee closet that is completely spider-web free!"
DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM
Now.. wasnt that COOL OR WHAT! HIS life is terrible to us, but to him, terrble is good and good is bad, and he wants to change. tomorrow. we will continue with his facinating stories about his present day life in DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM's school and home/closet/bin.
TILL NEXT TIME! ON... ARE U READY TO FEED AN ANT?
i know alot of ancient songs, they all stink.
anyways to whoever who reads this, ur are now known as a Monkey who knows absolutely everything about the dictionary of under-covered protection device place on the underarms of chimps who drink coffee and carries a suitcase. <
check out my new buddies
NAME: DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM
AGE: 498062 DOG YEARS
AMOUNT OF HAIR: 3.6
EYES: 6-7
NOSEHAIRS: 365.697
BODY LENGTH:8METRES
BODY WIDTH: 6 KILOMETRES
HEIGHT: 8 FEET
SCHOOL: INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF FAILURE(IHOF)
PARENTS NAME:KITTEN MARGARINE "BUTTERTOES" PUMPING OVALTINE
AGE:40060753
SIBLINGS:
GEORGE BEANSTALK LEGS
AGE: 6
KIERA-LONGANISA JAMBALAYA
AGE: 83
security guard
NAME: TRANSFORMING "PIECE" OF WHEAT
AGE: 2009-6978
born in left portion of venus;MAKALALA SHORES HOSPITAl
thank u for reading the full info of my friends from chinangandanamanyunangrabetalaga
(indeed. thats a long name for a country)
Now! for the first half of the biography of >DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM.
series... episode #1
...
"Hello, if you are reading this, i am probably stuck in a bush. thanks to jirel, he pushed me and i fell of the 60 storey building and got amBUSHED . My life is terrible, i get bullied in school. i like this girl, her name is "SAGETHAKITINA BUTTER".She is extraordinarily cute and hairy.although a guy named "halt 'cozmynameis'james likes her as well, and there planning to get married. so .. i am hopeless now, this morning, i drank Cottea, and it came up my nose, my eyeball(s) were filled with hot Cottea. I was almost blinded by the bread i found , i bit it, and it flew to my eye as i scream in disgust.im an honor student here at INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF FAILURE(IHOF). its not a good schOOL! dont go there! the students eat chess boards and handphones! one time, they ate my cereal, that includes a metal spoon and bowl to it. so.. this stinks..i try to make friends with Sagethakitina, i tell her she is ugly and insane, and she is always flattered. But the people/doornknobs that bully me take her away! its so not bad!:D
but ill see that later on, now, ill sleep in my cosee closet that is completely spider-web free!"
DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM
Now.. wasnt that COOL OR WHAT! HIS life is terrible to us, but to him, terrble is good and good is bad, and he wants to change. tomorrow. we will continue with his facinating stories about his present day life in DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM's school and home/closet/bin.
TILL NEXT TIME! ON... ARE U READY TO FEED AN ANT?
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