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THIS BLOG! is the best blog ever! with overwhelming posts SO LONG AGO ITS ANCIENT!:D
i know alot of ancient songs, they all stink.
anyways to whoever who reads this, ur are now known as a Monkey who knows absolutely everything about the dictionary of under-covered protection device place on the underarms of chimps who drink coffee and carries a suitcase. <I HAVE A NEW DISCOVERY!
check out my new buddies


NAME: DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM
AGE: 498062 DOG YEARS
AMOUNT OF HAIR: 3.6
EYES: 6-7
NOSEHAIRS: 365.697
BODY LENGTH:8METRES
BODY WIDTH: 6 KILOMETRES
HEIGHT: 8 FEET
SCHOOL: INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF FAILURE(IHOF)

PARENTS NAME:KITTEN MARGARINE "BUTTERTOES" PUMPING OVALTINE
AGE:40060753

SIBLINGS:
GEORGE BEANSTALK LEGS
AGE: 6

KIERA-LONGANISA JAMBALAYA
AGE: 83

security guard
NAME: TRANSFORMING "PIECE" OF WHEAT
AGE: 2009-6978
born in left portion of venus;MAKALALA SHORES HOSPITAl

thank u for reading the full info of my friends from chinangandanamanyunangrabetalaga
(indeed. thats a long name for a country)

Now! for the first half of the biography of >DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM.

series... episode #1

...

"Hello, if you are reading this, i am probably stuck in a bush. thanks to jirel, he pushed me and i fell of the 60 storey building and got amBUSHED . My life is terrible, i get bullied in school. i like this girl, her name is "SAGETHAKITINA BUTTER".She is extraordinarily cute and hairy.although a guy named "halt 'cozmynameis'james likes her as well, and there planning to get married. so .. i am hopeless now, this morning, i drank Cottea, and it came up my nose, my eyeball(s) were filled with hot Cottea. I was almost blinded by the bread i found , i bit it, and it flew to my eye as i scream in disgust.im an honor student here at INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF FAILURE(IHOF). its not a good schOOL! dont go there! the students eat chess boards and handphones! one time, they ate my cereal, that includes a metal spoon and bowl to it. so.. this stinks..i try to make friends with Sagethakitina, i tell her she is ugly and insane, and she is always flattered. But the people/doornknobs that bully me take her away! its so not bad!:D
but ill see that later on, now, ill sleep in my cosee closet that is completely spider-web free!"

DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM



Now.. wasnt that COOL OR WHAT! HIS life is terrible to us, but to him, terrble is good and good is bad, and he wants to change. tomorrow. we will continue with his facinating stories about his present day life in DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM's school and home/closet/bin.

TILL NEXT TIME! ON... ARE U READY TO FEED AN ANT?