ashjclsnuhmxflajnhmgamgfafj

Have you seen chocolate kings? i never heard of it.Are aliens REAL??uh... i wouldn't say so,you see the word alien sounds like a TV show, nothing E.T. about that.i Would call it next generation of Television.the ALieTen productions presents..."are humans real?"
ew, now thats weird.
enough with that complete waste above, no lets move on to daily life of DART FADER.
lets see what he likes best among E.T.
dart fader, you may proceed speaking in human language.(WHAT?!)
"ashjclsnuhmxflajnhmgamgfafj"
^ now that is what an alien would sound like. HOw on earth do you pronounce that?
oh i forgot, the daily life.
first lets hear or read what he has to say about is language.
"urh....lalalagurmakualaeDogpampertsaygordeb. my name is ashjclsnuhmxflajnhmgamgfafj"
ok LOL
what would you do if an alien were to say greetings in front of you?you know these E.T.s dont always say greetings, what if they said 'salutations' or better yet , they could say '受欢迎的人员"
wooooah. chinese speaking aliens. now thats a start of something neuw.
As much as I love to taLK(lol) , i want to say "我与众人通常不谈话很多"

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my friends are cool , yeah. they can fly and explode.
i saw a WHALE explode in front of my plastic DOG which i used to sleep IN.you know how it got there? coz it flew. WHY DOES EVERYTHING ABLE TO FLY EXCEPT ME?
My dog(plastic) can fly,the birds can fly, the computer can fly, the kitchen can fly, the food can fly, the water can fly and my trash can FLY!the first thing i discovered in the world is that i could walk around instead of writing blogs coz im bored
alright, so bored.maybe bored stands for something? hmm
B ed
O range
R ope
E lephant
D og(plastic)

that so didn't make sense at all.Have you seen people enlarged?i know how!
put your face 99% close to the other persons face and say "ashjclsnuhmxflajnhmgamgfafj"
thank you for reading. i know i wasted your time,this is one horrible master peace.
yay! that means i did, i wasted probably 7 minutes of your time reading .
you may stop reading now.
Go close the window(not literally)

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