"SUPER POWER" (made up timeline)

Hai ya'll!
what would i prefer as a superpower.hmm. i have topics.
i may want to fly,walk,run,talk,eat,drink and smell. That's pretty much all i want to have the power of.
right now im about to RE-create my own history of the Uniberse.
year 1436--->discovery of chocolate.
1479---first donkey to walk on the moon.
1505---first man to walk on grass
1645---invention of wood
1699---president gurlaghuliam of pencil box was born.
1723---pres. Gurlaghumaliam of pencil box made a discovery of shapes
1782---first man to live for 1782 years
1787---the first pair of hands
1850---launch of the dog space project(sending a dog to space and to see if it comes back)
1865---very first chairman of the board of skateboarding
1897---very first tableman of the board of cooking
1901---first volcanic eruption
1903---first Television set(made of wood)
1909---first ever resturant(named gurkigalalamala)
1910---resturant gurkigalalamala started serving food after a year of nothing
1921---sold One cup of Milo(only the cup)
1925---every country was named(dog,cat,horse,sheep)
1950---landing of the dog space project( dog became fat)
1975---every country had peace( a peace of their own mind)
1987---first pair of feet
2001---world population=7892433433298078501
2005---math genius spelt the word ' kangaroo'
2007---invention of shoes(made of metal,ouch)
2008---announcement of the 2099 challenge for the 700,000,000,000 words in 34 minutes

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now wouldn't it be a better history?
YEAH!
you know i've got this square thing with colorful numbers on it.
i think they call it a ' cu(aajfttfluealctaeieraja)be'
i solved it,(once)
but i couldn't scramble it!!!
scrambling the cu(aajfttfluealctaeieraja)be took me 3 years to master!
seriously scrambling it is easier than solving it.aha aha aha...

SEE YOU SOOn...