Greetings!
ORANGES!
i have a fruit for each day of the week,
Monday: BANANAS!!!!!
Tuesday:BANANAS!!!!!!!
Wednesday:BANANAS!!!!!!!!
Thursday:BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday: BANANAS!!!!!!!!!
Saturday: oranges....
Sunday:BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO U HAVE A FRUIT FOR EACH DAY OF THE WEEK? i know u dont! hmph.
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Saturday, February 7, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Fact # 1
THE FACTS!
there is a hidden secret to DOGLIVER'S identity, he has the brain of the scientist, hickory dock, the scientist who discovered his brothers name at the age of 3!
>>WARNING! DO NOT REPUBLISH THIS POWERFUL INFO!
there is a hidden secret to DOGLIVER'S identity, he has the brain of the scientist, hickory dock, the scientist who discovered his brothers name at the age of 3!
>>WARNING! DO NOT REPUBLISH THIS POWERFUL INFO!
PART 3! DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM
HELLO!
i ate a burger.... and it tastes good!
WONDERBOOGER #3
"NooOOooooOOO!!! huhuuhu!!! I had the most roughest day of my life!! first of all, i met SAGETHAKITINA and hse was so n ice to me! then i asked her if she would marry me! then she said yes! then 4 hours later! she was married to that fattie, halt 'cozmynameis'james !!! huhu! i cant believe it! anyways... an hour later, i forgot about it! yey! then i met this guy named Dirking " my " plooty-juice,he became my best friend after i said Hi ! ur ugly!. NOW! he is thinking of holding hands SAGETHAKITINA, and im like.. yeaaa... i wish i could do that, so.. we became good close friends that SAME DAY, then , SAGETHAKITINA came along! at that time! my BIg uncle(insect) told me to go home!!=(
then 56 minutes after, he called me and told me that he held hands with SAGETHAKITINA and ate her finger, THAT IS SO NOT FAIR!why didnt he just eat her arm! it tastes good! unlike some aunts,... like mine. NOT ONLY DOES SHE SMELL BAD! SHE TASTES BAD! ew!
my tounge.. is green, coz i licked grass!
but im okays now, my day lasted only 7 hours and 6minutes. thats lame.. before i went up to years! which was so cool. now.SAGETHAKITINA is my enemy! mauaahaha! and im am the super heroes FISH MONGER! NOW AND READY TO SLAP PEOPLE WITH FISHES!
that is my record for the 7 hours and yaa.. u get it."
THAT WAS SO COOL TASTING PEOPLE! i would like to do that but that would be gross
anyways. BYE
i ate a burger.... and it tastes good!
WONDERBOOGER #3
"NooOOooooOOO!!! huhuuhu!!! I had the most roughest day of my life!! first of all, i met SAGETHAKITINA and hse was so n ice to me! then i asked her if she would marry me! then she said yes! then 4 hours later! she was married to that fattie, halt 'cozmynameis'james !!! huhu! i cant believe it! anyways... an hour later, i forgot about it! yey! then i met this guy named Dirking " my " plooty-juice,he became my best friend after i said Hi ! ur ugly!. NOW! he is thinking of holding hands SAGETHAKITINA, and im like.. yeaaa... i wish i could do that, so.. we became good close friends that SAME DAY, then , SAGETHAKITINA came along! at that time! my BIg uncle(insect) told me to go home!!=(
then 56 minutes after, he called me and told me that he held hands with SAGETHAKITINA and ate her finger, THAT IS SO NOT FAIR!why didnt he just eat her arm! it tastes good! unlike some aunts,... like mine. NOT ONLY DOES SHE SMELL BAD! SHE TASTES BAD! ew!
my tounge.. is green, coz i licked grass!
but im okays now, my day lasted only 7 hours and 6minutes. thats lame.. before i went up to years! which was so cool. now.SAGETHAKITINA is my enemy! mauaahaha! and im am the super heroes FISH MONGER! NOW AND READY TO SLAP PEOPLE WITH FISHES!
that is my record for the 7 hours and yaa.. u get it."
THAT WAS SO COOL TASTING PEOPLE! i would like to do that but that would be gross
anyways. BYE
Friday, January 23, 2009
PART 2! DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM
LONG LIVE CHEESE!
good day.
how r my fellow nose pickerS?
today's special programme is the foollwing chapter two of DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM" BIOGRAPHY of life/lavatory
!!!
CHEESE!
CHEESE!!
well .. here is the next episode of DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM's biography.. i should give it a title.. " WONDERBOOGER"
haha! that rox!
WONDERBOOGER #2
"huhuhuhu! someone gave me flowers! everyone should know how i adore dirt and the colour pink!But... im trying to change...althought my aunt LUXRIOUS STEAMBOAT
is busy with work and have no time for me. she is married to three cats. Catindra,Katoleibei and CATAVATALIMO. they are all german/mexican/chinese/ animals.
in school. i top very class and every principal offices. although, someone did better than me in after-life science. once, are assignment was to bring back dead presidents, i ended up bring a giraffe. it LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE Milk!!
something tells me that i dont have enough strength t o face challenges to put a spoon in my mouth.
my sisteR,KITTEN MARGARINE "BUTTERTOES" PUMPING OVALTINE, she is an honor student of TECHNICHINAVY, the institute of orange dumpling-couples and oversized thumbs.
Life for me now is hard as its 6 days away till SAGETHAKITINA BUTTER marries Halt 'cozmynameis'James.that guy is so nice that i want to eat him for breakfast coz i have no food due to my hungry insect named after my latest greatest father who is a P.O.O(prisoner of oatmeal(with sugar))his name is BOLBY ITALICURTAIN DASHBOARD DOORBELL-HAM, SHE MARRIED A UGLY old lady named Doorbella. Her father is thomas edison who married isaac newton! THAT REMINDS ME! HE IS STILL ALIVE! TURNING 366 YEARS OLD! so far... my life has no happy beginnings, only happy restarted movie themes from mainland Antartica.. and i have a peacock.it is orange! IT Studies in TECHNICHINAVY, the institute of orange dumpling-couples and oversized thumbs. except, it doesnt have any thumbs
, , mmmm , ,
ryt now... ill get out of this bush.. i am stuck since yesterday and i dont want to be stuck throughout the weekend.*gets himself out*
*gets free*
*falls down and lands in another bush*
oh well... at least im in another bush!:D
buhbeynie for now! that is bye in ovaltiny-worldofjayjaystinks. what a long name for a country!"
tomorrow! WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST WHO CAME ALL THE WAY FROM THE NORTH POLE! BERT AND ERNIE!!!!!!!!
TEH TARIK RULES THESE LANDS!
PUBLISHED:
2045
NUMBER:015061584888432589
* PROPERTY OF DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS
good day.
how r my fellow nose pickerS?
today's special programme is the foollwing chapter two of DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM" BIOGRAPHY of life/lavatory
!!!
CHEESE!
CHEESE!!
well .. here is the next episode of DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM's biography.. i should give it a title.. " WONDERBOOGER"
haha! that rox!
WONDERBOOGER #2
"huhuhuhu! someone gave me flowers! everyone should know how i adore dirt and the colour pink!But... im trying to change...althought my aunt LUXRIOUS STEAMBOAT
is busy with work and have no time for me. she is married to three cats. Catindra,Katoleibei and CATAVATALIMO. they are all german/mexican/chinese/ animals.
in school. i top very class and every principal offices. although, someone did better than me in after-life science. once, are assignment was to bring back dead presidents, i ended up bring a giraffe. it LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE Milk!!
something tells me that i dont have enough strength t o face challenges to put a spoon in my mouth.
my sisteR,KITTEN MARGARINE "BUTTERTOES" PUMPING OVALTINE, she is an honor student of TECHNICHINAVY, the institute of orange dumpling-couples and oversized thumbs.
Life for me now is hard as its 6 days away till SAGETHAKITINA BUTTER marries Halt 'cozmynameis'James.that guy is so nice that i want to eat him for breakfast coz i have no food due to my hungry insect named after my latest greatest father who is a P.O.O(prisoner of oatmeal(with sugar))his name is BOLBY ITALICURTAIN DASHBOARD DOORBELL-HAM, SHE MARRIED A UGLY old lady named Doorbella. Her father is thomas edison who married isaac newton! THAT REMINDS ME! HE IS STILL ALIVE! TURNING 366 YEARS OLD! so far... my life has no happy beginnings, only happy restarted movie themes from mainland Antartica.. and i have a peacock.it is orange! IT Studies in TECHNICHINAVY, the institute of orange dumpling-couples and oversized thumbs. except, it doesnt have any thumbs
, , mmmm , ,
ryt now... ill get out of this bush.. i am stuck since yesterday and i dont want to be stuck throughout the weekend.*gets himself out*
*gets free*
*falls down and lands in another bush*
oh well... at least im in another bush!:D
buhbeynie for now! that is bye in ovaltiny-worldofjayjaystinks. what a long name for a country!"
tomorrow! WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST WHO CAME ALL THE WAY FROM THE NORTH POLE! BERT AND ERNIE!!!!!!!!
TEH TARIK RULES THESE LANDS!
PUBLISHED:
2045
NUMBER:015061584888432589
* PROPERTY OF DUNKIN DOUGHNUTS
Hi world of malu aliens from guru porkingmydingbaba-facedchimp
THIS BLOG! is the best blog ever! with overwhelming posts SO LONG AGO ITS ANCIENT!:D
i know alot of ancient songs, they all stink.
anyways to whoever who reads this, ur are now known as a Monkey who knows absolutely everything about the dictionary of under-covered protection device place on the underarms of chimps who drink coffee and carries a suitcase. <
check out my new buddies
NAME: DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM
AGE: 498062 DOG YEARS
AMOUNT OF HAIR: 3.6
EYES: 6-7
NOSEHAIRS: 365.697
BODY LENGTH:8METRES
BODY WIDTH: 6 KILOMETRES
HEIGHT: 8 FEET
SCHOOL: INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF FAILURE(IHOF)
PARENTS NAME:KITTEN MARGARINE "BUTTERTOES" PUMPING OVALTINE
AGE:40060753
SIBLINGS:
GEORGE BEANSTALK LEGS
AGE: 6
KIERA-LONGANISA JAMBALAYA
AGE: 83
security guard
NAME: TRANSFORMING "PIECE" OF WHEAT
AGE: 2009-6978
born in left portion of venus;MAKALALA SHORES HOSPITAl
thank u for reading the full info of my friends from chinangandanamanyunangrabetalaga
(indeed. thats a long name for a country)
Now! for the first half of the biography of >DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM.
series... episode #1
...
"Hello, if you are reading this, i am probably stuck in a bush. thanks to jirel, he pushed me and i fell of the 60 storey building and got amBUSHED . My life is terrible, i get bullied in school. i like this girl, her name is "SAGETHAKITINA BUTTER".She is extraordinarily cute and hairy.although a guy named "halt 'cozmynameis'james likes her as well, and there planning to get married. so .. i am hopeless now, this morning, i drank Cottea, and it came up my nose, my eyeball(s) were filled with hot Cottea. I was almost blinded by the bread i found , i bit it, and it flew to my eye as i scream in disgust.im an honor student here at INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF FAILURE(IHOF). its not a good schOOL! dont go there! the students eat chess boards and handphones! one time, they ate my cereal, that includes a metal spoon and bowl to it. so.. this stinks..i try to make friends with Sagethakitina, i tell her she is ugly and insane, and she is always flattered. But the people/doornknobs that bully me take her away! its so not bad!:D
but ill see that later on, now, ill sleep in my cosee closet that is completely spider-web free!"
DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM
Now.. wasnt that COOL OR WHAT! HIS life is terrible to us, but to him, terrble is good and good is bad, and he wants to change. tomorrow. we will continue with his facinating stories about his present day life in DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM's school and home/closet/bin.
TILL NEXT TIME! ON... ARE U READY TO FEED AN ANT?
i know alot of ancient songs, they all stink.
anyways to whoever who reads this, ur are now known as a Monkey who knows absolutely everything about the dictionary of under-covered protection device place on the underarms of chimps who drink coffee and carries a suitcase. <
check out my new buddies
NAME: DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM
AGE: 498062 DOG YEARS
AMOUNT OF HAIR: 3.6
EYES: 6-7
NOSEHAIRS: 365.697
BODY LENGTH:8METRES
BODY WIDTH: 6 KILOMETRES
HEIGHT: 8 FEET
SCHOOL: INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF FAILURE(IHOF)
PARENTS NAME:KITTEN MARGARINE "BUTTERTOES" PUMPING OVALTINE
AGE:40060753
SIBLINGS:
GEORGE BEANSTALK LEGS
AGE: 6
KIERA-LONGANISA JAMBALAYA
AGE: 83
security guard
NAME: TRANSFORMING "PIECE" OF WHEAT
AGE: 2009-6978
born in left portion of venus;MAKALALA SHORES HOSPITAl
thank u for reading the full info of my friends from chinangandanamanyunangrabetalaga
(indeed. thats a long name for a country)
Now! for the first half of the biography of >DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM.
series... episode #1
...
"Hello, if you are reading this, i am probably stuck in a bush. thanks to jirel, he pushed me and i fell of the 60 storey building and got amBUSHED . My life is terrible, i get bullied in school. i like this girl, her name is "SAGETHAKITINA BUTTER".She is extraordinarily cute and hairy.although a guy named "halt 'cozmynameis'james likes her as well, and there planning to get married. so .. i am hopeless now, this morning, i drank Cottea, and it came up my nose, my eyeball(s) were filled with hot Cottea. I was almost blinded by the bread i found , i bit it, and it flew to my eye as i scream in disgust.im an honor student here at INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF FAILURE(IHOF). its not a good schOOL! dont go there! the students eat chess boards and handphones! one time, they ate my cereal, that includes a metal spoon and bowl to it. so.. this stinks..i try to make friends with Sagethakitina, i tell her she is ugly and insane, and she is always flattered. But the people/doornknobs that bully me take her away! its so not bad!:D
but ill see that later on, now, ill sleep in my cosee closet that is completely spider-web free!"
DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM
Now.. wasnt that COOL OR WHAT! HIS life is terrible to us, but to him, terrble is good and good is bad, and he wants to change. tomorrow. we will continue with his facinating stories about his present day life in DOG-LIVER "nacho cheese DVD" BERT DOORBELL-HAM's school and home/closet/bin.
TILL NEXT TIME! ON... ARE U READY TO FEED AN ANT?
Thursday, December 4, 2008
NOOOooOO!!!
I am not invited to anything anymore. WHY!?!
i think its bcoz i look like a donkey. well thats kinda rare since somepeople have a phobia of donkeys.
well now, im left out in the open while everybody gets remembered.
well! at least i have something they dont do! I HOST GAME SHOWS!!!
well not really a show
...also not really a game
and i dont really host
. so basically i don't know wat it is!
and this song i heard, its called only hope!.LAWL i cant believe mandy moore sang that. when i knew it was her, she was in my head. in a bad way that she haunts me now. OH speaking of hauntings, my dream last night...was indifferent..
I EXPerienced death
it wasnt pretty
but it was cool
I, was in my room,a guy cazme in my room and got a shotgun in my head
. he tolod me to close my eyes. so i put my pillow over my head. it was rather silent, next thing im dead, i was in a spirit world. i everything was in a fade of blue. i was sort of floating smoothly throw walls and televisions.. WOO TV!
it was so quick i didnt feel a thing or hear for that matter. maybe that was a vision!. frweaky i TELL YOU! but at the same time, its hackin cool! i mean its not cool to die i mean, its cool in experiencing the afterlife.the scene part where you get terminated depends on how you think it is like after it happens..man i have no idea what i just said. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
CHEERS YA'LL! bye!
i think its bcoz i look like a donkey. well thats kinda rare since somepeople have a phobia of donkeys.
well now, im left out in the open while everybody gets remembered.
well! at least i have something they dont do! I HOST GAME SHOWS!!!
well not really a show
...also not really a game
and i dont really host
. so basically i don't know wat it is!
and this song i heard, its called only hope!.LAWL i cant believe mandy moore sang that. when i knew it was her, she was in my head. in a bad way that she haunts me now. OH speaking of hauntings, my dream last night...was indifferent..
I EXPerienced death
it wasnt pretty
but it was cool
I, was in my room,a guy cazme in my room and got a shotgun in my head
. he tolod me to close my eyes. so i put my pillow over my head. it was rather silent, next thing im dead, i was in a spirit world. i everything was in a fade of blue. i was sort of floating smoothly throw walls and televisions.. WOO TV!
it was so quick i didnt feel a thing or hear for that matter. maybe that was a vision!. frweaky i TELL YOU! but at the same time, its hackin cool! i mean its not cool to die i mean, its cool in experiencing the afterlife.the scene part where you get terminated depends on how you think it is like after it happens..man i have no idea what i just said. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
CHEERS YA'LL! bye!
Friday, November 28, 2008
its been a while
hey!!! i forgot my password. so i couldnt log in. until i used my brain, then i logged in.
EVERYBODY!
i have good news!!!!!
i...............i.....BOUGHT A COOKIE!!!!
too bad i cant eat it.coz its plastic
i have good news and bad news.
the good news is, im growing!
the bad news,im growing sideways. which isnt right.right?
well, today ill be talking about the laws of physics!
my first law of physics is, always spell physics with a "F"
thats Fysics.
my second laW! thou shall not bring wallets into vending machines.
third laW! never wear your hat while walking on the grass. people will think your an exterminator. by people i mean insectS! by insects i mean door knobs.
the fifth law is! dont follow read peoples shirts! thats wrong!
sixth law! the best way to find a job is to make a job!
seventh law! dont look better than me! thats against the law!
the final LaW! read everything again, your considered a disabled blob if you didnt notice the fourth law was missing.but if you did, your just a blob.
ryt now! there is a global crisis! by global i mean calculator,bycalculator i mean toilet, by toilet i mean bokok, by bokok i mean global,by glodbal i mean calculator,by calculator i mean toilet, by toilet i mean bokok, by bokok i mean global..
..
global CRisis!!! by global i mean calculator,by calculator i mean toilet! and by toilet i mean potty! people around the world is having hyperness! some are just the opposite
these people are known as soup.by people i mean sauce and vegetables.speaking of vegetables..
JAM LEGEND! I WILL BE HOSTING THE HORROR CARROT 6 !!
ANYONE WHO LOOSES TO ME WILL BE NOW known as a VEgetable!!! so all you vegetables!!! be-wear of King Kong,
people people. listen up, the first ever electronic blilibong dictionary of plastic tea will be released! very affordable! only $799.99.5.
coming back to are second contestant running for the 700,000,000,000 words typed in a few minutes. His Name is........gorgilaalalalamalamaspork!
she is 20000 years old by june 2089. and she holds the record for 10,000 words typed in 67 days! an average human takes 3 years for 700 billion! in only a matter of minutes! so stay tuned till 2099!
EVERYBODY!
i have good news!!!!!
i...............i.....BOUGHT A COOKIE!!!!
too bad i cant eat it.coz its plastic
i have good news and bad news.
the good news is, im growing!
the bad news,im growing sideways. which isnt right.right?
well, today ill be talking about the laws of physics!
my first law of physics is, always spell physics with a "F"
thats Fysics.
my second laW! thou shall not bring wallets into vending machines.
third laW! never wear your hat while walking on the grass. people will think your an exterminator. by people i mean insectS! by insects i mean door knobs.
the fifth law is! dont follow read peoples shirts! thats wrong!
sixth law! the best way to find a job is to make a job!
seventh law! dont look better than me! thats against the law!
the final LaW! read everything again, your considered a disabled blob if you didnt notice the fourth law was missing.but if you did, your just a blob.
ryt now! there is a global crisis! by global i mean calculator,bycalculator i mean toilet, by toilet i mean bokok, by bokok i mean global,by glodbal i mean calculator,by calculator i mean toilet, by toilet i mean bokok, by bokok i mean global..
..
global CRisis!!! by global i mean calculator,by calculator i mean toilet! and by toilet i mean potty! people around the world is having hyperness! some are just the opposite
these people are known as soup.by people i mean sauce and vegetables.speaking of vegetables..
JAM LEGEND! I WILL BE HOSTING THE HORROR CARROT 6 !!
ANYONE WHO LOOSES TO ME WILL BE NOW known as a VEgetable!!! so all you vegetables!!! be-wear of King Kong,
people people. listen up, the first ever electronic blilibong dictionary of plastic tea will be released! very affordable! only $799.99.5.
coming back to are second contestant running for the 700,000,000,000 words typed in a few minutes. His Name is........gorgilaalalalamalamaspork!
she is 20000 years old by june 2089. and she holds the record for 10,000 words typed in 67 days! an average human takes 3 years for 700 billion! in only a matter of minutes! so stay tuned till 2099!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
COPY the RIGHT words
hey a bunch of guys(one only) copied a bunch from mine, im fine with that as long as IT/she/he involves me in IT.
LOL from now on, ill put up signs on my blogs in the future.
> NO EATING OR DRINKING WHILE READING THIS BLOG
> NO READING IT!
> MUST BE UNDER 7 YEARS OF AGE TO READ
>IF THIS POST MADE YOU CRY, your weird....
>ACTING IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE SHOWER
> PROPERTY OF YELLOW TEA
> BANNED FOR TOO MUCH WORDS
> HE DID IT NOT ME !!!
>YES SIR! NO FEET ALLOWED
these will be put up soon! so stay tea-ed for more info on the colour yellow.
ect- YELLOW is A COLOUR! deal WITH IT!!!!
Language learning. my way...
howdy ya all!
do you have a phone?i do.i think.
ALright.
I am about to show you,simple words found from the bong-bong dictionary of plastic tea.
OK!
Boy = yarg
Girl = ehellowboss
cousin = corn
ball = BOB
table = pencilama
chicken = kitchen
kitchen = chicken
cow = murtubak
super = great-old
Man = billibingard
Woman=ehwassup
super-man = great-old bilibingard
food = elephant
computer = floweringtoilet
ocean=esiablue
grand=Vader
cat=lolomagantileck
cage=Kong
contest=shoebattle
toilet=whybangloh
dark=thomas
bright=nitopok
phone=fivehohclock
mosquitoes=flyinghorse
well. now PHRASES
what is that?=watishdah
who are you?=rindibum?
how are you?=youfeelwat?
thankyou=tennowbuy
ok ! what a language!
the bong-bong dictionary of plastic tea costs only $238.02984
this can be found in cups worldwide!
thank you for purchasing this product, it will be usefull after you freeze yourself for 50 years.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
WCDF Eating Cutlery WANTED
WANTED:cutlery
flying pair of chopsticks!
last seen:546 years ago
where:behind a garbage can
crime: it was made of metal not wood
Help! if you have seen a flying pair of chopsticks, please inform our staff. Just cAll SUP321 or email SUP123@ywahnwertcgbflsdcoe.com.
please! this pair of chopsticks is very dangerous as it can encourage people to eat noodles!
and yah it talks.
thank you for your support for the W.C.D.F.(World Chopsticks Defence Force)
flying pair of chopsticks!
last seen:546 years ago
where:behind a garbage can
crime: it was made of metal not wood
Help! if you have seen a flying pair of chopsticks, please inform our staff. Just cAll SUP321 or email SUP123@ywahnwertcgbflsdcoe.com.
please! this pair of chopsticks is very dangerous as it can encourage people to eat noodles!
and yah it talks.
thank you for your support for the W.C.D.F.(World Chopsticks Defence Force)
be happy dont be sad(DO it or else)
Be happy!
i dont know why!
but its for your own good for living greatly.
being all sad and wanting to hurt yourself is the wrongest thing in the world because that 100% affects the people around you.dont think that your misunderstood and people don't care, well if you think that, you froze yourself too long.
people you know love you and care for you.so cheer up all of you all, there is always a chance to do something.if you have problems in studies, you have to work hard, marks dont just fly over you(because it can't). I encourage you people/aliens/insects/animals and who ever reads this, to lighten up! attACh a bulb to your face if necessary.you have 20000 years left(for me of course).
see ya'll soon
i dont know why!
but its for your own good for living greatly.
being all sad and wanting to hurt yourself is the wrongest thing in the world because that 100% affects the people around you.dont think that your misunderstood and people don't care, well if you think that, you froze yourself too long.
people you know love you and care for you.so cheer up all of you all, there is always a chance to do something.if you have problems in studies, you have to work hard, marks dont just fly over you(because it can't). I encourage you people/aliens/insects/animals and who ever reads this, to lighten up! attACh a bulb to your face if necessary.you have 20000 years left(for me of course).
see ya'll soon
rough daYs
everyone experienced rough and painful days . Whenever your happy, you suddenly drop till your sad. i Get that feeling sometimes(mostly). you just have to fight it and be brave, or else you will end up like dArt Fader.He lost his life bcoz he gave up finding a toothpick.
You just have to relax, dont move, freeze yourself and awaken in the next 50 yrs.
life before was more painful than now, there was world war 1 and 2 .
and in the future, there would be world war 2375084750286476025.the more people get used to this, you get eMo. being Emo isnt a bad thing nor is it a good thing either. its just showing that you tried and failed and tried and failed to freeze yourself and awaken in the next 50 yrs.
or you could say their misunderstood, i get misunderstood quite easily.
luingaburgajamruamamekalalabobmun!
people like these are not meant to be laughed at or call them names. bcoz that hurts,if someone were to call you names, you would feel sad right?
LOL stop treating people wrong or people WILL do the same to you.
if you kick my dog i will kick your cow.something like that.
You just have to relax, dont move, freeze yourself and awaken in the next 50 yrs.
life before was more painful than now, there was world war 1 and 2 .
and in the future, there would be world war 2375084750286476025.the more people get used to this, you get eMo. being Emo isnt a bad thing nor is it a good thing either. its just showing that you tried and failed and tried and failed to freeze yourself and awaken in the next 50 yrs.
or you could say their misunderstood, i get misunderstood quite easily.
luingaburgajamruamamekalalabobmun!
people like these are not meant to be laughed at or call them names. bcoz that hurts,if someone were to call you names, you would feel sad right?
LOL stop treating people wrong or people WILL do the same to you.
if you kick my dog i will kick your cow.something like that.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
UNder the Hot sUn with the N-talk
AAH! MIO is talking over the world!!
as you know, MIO has a similar thing with starhub.But this one, will tAKE Over the human race,think about it. MIO robots.MIO pancakes.MIO chicken.MIO cows.MIO dogs(plastic)
one day Mio will actually take over. it could be tomorrow.
now lets talk about nature for some reason. what i like about it is its GREEN!!! i LOVE GREEN!!
one day i might actually build a home under my home. you know? ima build a house in the soil,i will build toilets out of trees(WHAT ARE TREES???).
oh yeah something REALLY cool happened to me a while ago, i ATE BREAKFAST!! wooohoo!!!
tis been 3 minutes and now let me explain the Sun. the sUn is small and Tiny! i can see it, its the size of a coin!im speaking without science, if i were to speak in that way i would have said "太陽はスペースの熱いgaas の球である,χιλιάδες μίλια μακριά, αυτό παρέχουν ακόμα τη θερμότητα και το φως για την επιβίωση της φύσης και της ζωής που είναι"
uhuh and that is what i could have said.
LOL
people the age of 19000 still cant read that!and we have our 91 years early contestant! his name is shalalalamamamalalalalabob.he is 7000 years younger than me,11384 years old :P
for seven yeras this guy ate slept and drink. wow. that is short.(LOL)
my friend told me he was having his brunch. WHAT IS THAT?
hmmm...Brunch. i think its made up from burning and crunch.o.O
in a sentence:" cmon and let me give you a brunch!dont worry."
thats mean! people would be like" yo mamma.... and you know."
that IS whats on my mind . bye.
as you know, MIO has a similar thing with starhub.But this one, will tAKE Over the human race,think about it. MIO robots.MIO pancakes.MIO chicken.MIO cows.MIO dogs(plastic)
one day Mio will actually take over. it could be tomorrow.
now lets talk about nature for some reason. what i like about it is its GREEN!!! i LOVE GREEN!!
one day i might actually build a home under my home. you know? ima build a house in the soil,i will build toilets out of trees(WHAT ARE TREES???).
oh yeah something REALLY cool happened to me a while ago, i ATE BREAKFAST!! wooohoo!!!
tis been 3 minutes and now let me explain the Sun. the sUn is small and Tiny! i can see it, its the size of a coin!im speaking without science, if i were to speak in that way i would have said "太陽はスペースの熱いgaas の球である,χιλιάδες μίλια μακριά, αυτό παρέχουν ακόμα τη θερμότητα και το φως για την επιβίωση της φύσης και της ζωής που είναι"
uhuh and that is what i could have said.
LOL
people the age of 19000 still cant read that!and we have our 91 years early contestant! his name is shalalalamamamalalalalabob.he is 7000 years younger than me,11384 years old :P
for seven yeras this guy ate slept and drink. wow. that is short.(LOL)
my friend told me he was having his brunch. WHAT IS THAT?
hmmm...Brunch. i think its made up from burning and crunch.o.O
in a sentence:" cmon and let me give you a brunch!dont worry."
thats mean! people would be like" yo mamma.... and you know."
that IS whats on my mind . bye.
THE 700,000,000,000 word contest
THE 2099 700,000,000,000 word in 34 minutes is almost here!! just another 91 years of waiting and telling grand future people!
I have collected soil already! the contest starts at 6pm!2nd October 2099
dont forget!
here is a tip on doing the challenge, get 4 keyboards AND 23 fingers.Only One participant is allowed so start growing 13 fingers! .once the time starts, HIT RANDOM on the keyboards. best speed yet is 20,588,235,000 per minute! HOW easy is that?(blurgh)
And hey! probably by the year 2099, people would have 5 hands and 78 feet!
GOOD LUCK TO YOUR GREAT great great great great grandsons/daughters .
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